Tattooed Lady!

Peaches Geldof is obviously a bit short of media attention at the moment and has resorted to locking lips with a female friend on a recent visit to a tattoo parlour in Los Angeles.

After recent admission from her former husband Max Drummey that their Las Vegas wedding was solely a publicity stunt, it appears the 20-year-old will do whatever she needs to to get a story.

She also added to her collection of 20 tattoos by having the name ‘Pinky’ inked on her skin, which is believed to be her nickname, I could think of so many other names that would be more apt!

Pete Doherty appeared at the Stroud Magistrates’ Court on Friday after his recent run in with the police where he was locked-up and charged with drink driving and possession of drugs.

The junkie pleaded guilty to two counts of possession of Class A drugs, driving without a license and driving without insurance.

Doherty was allegedly ordered to pull over after the police spotted the car being driven erratically, but he failed to stop, going through a red light and narrowly missing pedestrians as he mounted the pavement.  When he was finally stopped he was caught in the act of trying to swap seats with his female passenger.

As well as failing a breath analyser test, he was found to be carrying heroin and a crack pipe in the vehicle and a search of his home found yet more heroin, never!

At the hearing, the singer was granted bail after a bond of an alleged £50,000 was paid by his manager and was also ordered to stick to a 12-hour curfew when not performing, he was then warned not to take any drugs!  Well, that should do it then!

Last year the 30-year-old spent time in prison after breaching a probation order relating to drugs and driving offences and here he is doing the exact same thing again, not working is it!

Only last week the skanky junkie was arrested for taking illegal drugs on a British Airways flight where he received a fine.

Tattooed Lady

Peaches Geldof was out attention-seeking again last week as she frolicked topless on a  beach while holidaying in South America.

Another kid smothered in tattoo’s, or ‘Tramp Stamps’ as they have come to be known,  not particularly good one’s at that, and she is so going to regret them at sometime in the very near future.

Most of the ‘works of art’, are said to be connected to relationships she has been in and at only 19-years-old, with one divorce already on the cards,  she isn’t going to have much space left on her body by the time she actually reaches maturity.

It wasn’t that long ago that she was spotted out one night with biro drawings on her arms and hands, maybe she should have just stuck to that, rather than looking like another classy chav on the street!

Pinocchio

Obviously, Peaches Geldof must suffer from some sort of memory problem after allegedly walking out of a shop again without paying for the fourth time.

She left the boutique with the missing garment over her arm after reportedly “behaving atrociously”, and was found about 100 yards away.

Earlier in the year, she entered a boutique and left with several items that hadn’t been paid for, claiming that she thought the store was owned by a friend.  So she steals from her friends then as well it would appear!

Then a couple of months later she left another shop in Carnaby Street, again with an item of expensive clothing over her arm, and again was asked to return to the shop.

Yet again, the brat claimed in was accidental and offered to return to the store to pay.  Once it can be accepted as a mistake, but four times!

It’s about time the spoilt brat was prosecuted and then perhaps her memory may help her in the future.

Bratz

Marriage doesn’t seem to have any signs of maturity to the celebrity brat Peaches Geldof, who allegedly had a strop while getting paid to attend a photo shoot for ‘House Of Fraser’ in Ireland last night.

After turning up over an hour late, she apparently only stayed for a minute before going off in a tantrum. It was said that when she first made her appearance, she stood with her arms folded in front of her with a scowl on her face.  It was when she was asked to smile for the photographers that she walked off the stage.  Is it just me or has she just got one of those faces that looks like a slapped arse at the best of times!

She was supposedly there to DJ at the event at the stores relaunch but the spoilt brat refused to co-operate, I bet she still took her fee though!

Attitude

Some good news at last, Peaches Geldof is off to New York after landing herself a place at a New York University, now the quickie wedding is starting to make sense!

The brat had made her feeling quite clear that she wanted to quit the UK for a new life in America and we supported her all the way, with some even offering to chip in for the cost of the flight.

She has also, allegedly, landed herself a little job at ‘Nylon Magazine’ and has the support of her father and her family.

Earlier this month, Peaches surprised the world with her whirlwind marriage to the unknown musician Max Drummey, who happens to live in America, when they tied the knot in an intimate ceremony in Las Vegas.

One down!

A Couple Of Clowns

As most people are now aware, Peaches Geldof, 19, has married her boyfriend of one month, Maxwell Drummey, 23, in Las Vegas.

She did phone her dad though, fifteen minutes before the ceremony to place, to tell him of her plans.   what could he do anyway, she’s 19 and they are thousands of miles apart.

Drummey, is a Harvard graduate and plays drums for the up and coming band ‘Chester French’.

The rumours going around, are that Peaches and Maxwell have got married as a publicity stunt, to get the word around about the bands big gig tonight in Los Angeles, and maybe it’s worked, it was certainly unexpected.

Another rumour is that Peaches wants to move to America and get away from all the media attention she has attracted over the previous few months, she would now be able to get a Visa.

It’s another marriage that is destined to fail.  They don’t even know each other, but then it so easy to get a divorce isn’t it!  Apparently, Ladbrokes have already started having bets placed on how long it will last, with the majority saying not very long.

“Amy Winehouse’s father is convinced her drink was spiked with Ecstasy before she collapsed in a fit and was hospitalised.”

A source said,

“Mitch is furious.  He’s certain someone put an E in Amy’s drink – and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.”

You have to feel sorry for the bloke, he’s obviously believing that she really is off the drugs, that girl needs to be forced into rehab before it’s too late.

Rhys Ifans may seem a little too old to be a brat, but I don’t think he’s actually ever grown-up.  Notorious for his bad moods, he last night flew into a rage at the paparazzi while on a night out with Kimberley Stewart, the daughter of Rod.

First, he flicked his cigarette into the faces of the waiting press before attempting to kick another photographer.  Yeah, I know they are intrusive, but he could act with a little dignity, surely.  He wanted the fame and fortune, unfortunately the press come as part of the package!

Peaches Geldof has flown off on holiday today after being spotted at Heathrow Airport.  Last night she was spotted out and about in London with a very grown-up biro tattoo on her leg.

The childlike drawing of a pussy, looked to have the word ‘My’ in front and ‘Do Not Touch’ written alongside. Kids! Maybe it’s better than a real tattoo, that she would no doubt regret when she’s older.

It was claimed that she was revived by a friend who gave her the kiss of life until emergency services arrived.  By the time the ambulance crew had arrived, she was recovering and did not need to be taken to hospital.

The 19-year-old daughter of Bob Geldof and the late Paula Yates, began having difficulties breathing and her friend revived her.  She didn’t want to go to hospital for fear of her father would find out.

She had recovered enough to attend the London Premiere of ‘The Dark Knight’, where she denied reports that she was under a curfew.  She said,

“I don’t have a curfew and I never have.  I almost a 20-year-old woman and I can look after myself.

My father doesn’t shut me in my room and lock the door.  He’s not even that strict.  He never has been.

We have a happy medium between us.  He doesn’t have to check up on me all the time.”

Well maybe it’s about time he did then!  She may be almost 20-years-old, but she certainly doesn’t seem to be doing a very good job of looking after herself.

Just another sad little rich kid, living off the fame of her parents.  It’s about time her father got off his soap box and dedicated some time to his own kids!

Ms. Sumner was apparently out celebrating the fact that she is about to record her first album in Jamaica with Island Records.

It was also claimed this week, that Bob Geldof is taking his daughters on holiday this summer to spend some “quality time” with Pixie and Peaches.

Peaches, 19, was quizzed last month by police for allegedly buying drugs and a friend of the socialites claimed that she was called ‘Dyson’ by her pals because she hoovered up so much cocaine on nights out.

Her father is worried that the his girls are partying to hard and this week Peaches cut short a night out after arriving late at ‘The Hospital Club’ while held up in traffic. Somebody told her it was 10.30pm as she went in and Pixie reportedly said “Oh my God, I have to go! If I break my curfew I’m not allowed to any parties for the rest of the week”.

So apparently you only get drunk and take drugs after 11pm at night!