Cabbage Patch Kid

Kerry Katona, need I say more!  The former Atomic Kitten singer has apparently put a stop into the probe to discover where her money has gone, why am I not surprised.

Last week she announced that she and her sponging husband were to separate after it was discovered that she should not be bankrupt, with her saying that he wouldn’t get a penny more of her money.

That lasted for a couple of days before she stupidly took him back, no doubt believing every word the scheming, good-for-nothing ex-cabbie told her.  Sorry Kerry but you ask for all you get!

Yesterday it was reported that Croft is even taking her phone calls which has angered friends and family.  Still on the bright side, at least the kids won’t starve as she still has her Iceland contract!

Sean Stewart, son of Rod Stewart, has apparently embarrassed his father on an American TV programme by labelling him as “very cheap”.

For some reason the 28-year-old brat, feels that his dad should be paying his debts and shared his feeling with the court judge where he is facing a charge of an unpaid bill.

The recovering alcoholic, complained that his father had previously bailed him out of an unpaid bill but he had been expected to pay it back in full, how dare he!

The brat had fallen behind on payments to his personal trainer and just kept telling the fitness coach not to worry because his dad would pay.  Got that wrong then didn’t he!

Lindsay Lohan

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is back on the booze after being caught on a hidden security camera at a nightclub in Washington DC in October.

She was filmed reaching for a bottle of vodka hidden under a shelf and pouring a big glass full before adding Red Bull and taking several swigs.

Mind you, if I was sleeping with Sam Ronson, which I definitely wouldn’t be, I would need quite a bit of Vodka too.  I can’t see the point with sleeping with a bloke without a willy!

Sean Stewart, son of rocker Rod, has had a case against him resolved in Los Angeles, after reaching a settlement under private mediation.

Stewart was being sued over a fight in a nightclub in Hollywood, which left a man with a broken nose and other injuries in 2006.

Stewart is one of the current celebrities taking part in the latest edition of the TV Reality show “Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew”.

He has been in rehab a couple of times before and has admitted to drinking and taking Ecstasy, Vicodin and cocaine at just 13-years-of-age and by the time he was 19-years-old, he was using heroin daily.

His famous father even cut off his monthly allowance but the brat was in jail by 2002 for assault and was then arrested again for drug offences after being given bail.

Why he was given a monthly allowance I don’t know, perhaps if these celebrity kids learnt to stand on their own two feet from an early age, they might bother doing something with their lives!