Old Rocker

Who’d have believed it, the minute she is dumped by her old rocker boyfriend Ronnie Wood, his former 20-year-old Russian girlfriend, Ekaterina Ivanova, sells her story to the top buyer.

Ivanova is claiming that it was her who dumped the 62-year-old Rolling Stone guitarist not the other way around while she reclined back on a chaise longue for her photograph, done up to the nines, before stating that she is not materialistic.

The pair had been living in a rented mock-castle, complete with tower, until the recent alleged attack took place for which the musician was arrested.  Wood was allegedly seen trying to choke Ivanonva before dragging her along the pavement after a night out, for which she declined to press charges.

Ivanova now claims that Wood has a complete dependency on alcohol which made him impossible to live with as he acted like a child with tantrums.

The Russian has now moved back to live with her mother at her council house on a London estate with her grandmother feeling that her granddaughter should be paid compensation for the hell she’s had to put up with!  Now that is a surprise!!!!!!!!!!!

Aging Rocker

Aging rocker Ronnie Wood, who left his wife of 23-years Jo, to set up home with the gold digging 18-year-old Russian Ekaterina Ivanova, has now turned into a homeless bag lady.

He was spotted recently out on the street wearing ‘Ugg Boots’, come on Ronnie, they’re for kids, oh yeah, your into kids now I forgot!

I can in some ways understand the attraction to the man, and it certainly isn’t his looks, he does have a certain charisma, he’s a great guitarist and he is a Rolling Stone for gods sake.  However, apart from the fact that he looks like he has already died, he seems a typical old rocker who doesn’t really give a s**t why he’s getting laid, just as long as he is!

Just when it looked as if Amy Winehouse had turned a corner it has been reported that she intends to move onto Jamaica to record her much delayed third album.

Jamaica is known for its widely available illegal drugs such as crack cocaine amongst others, but her record label has allegedly agreed to the decision and are willing to foot the bill.

The singer is apparently worried about returning to her London home and the bad influences that surrounded her there.

To be honest, if she wants a fix, she will get one no matter where she is.  I’ve got a feeling she won’t be back to the UK until the weather warms up so she can once again wonder the streets in her shorts and string vest, but this time with a real tan.