Kerry Katona

Kerry Katona is at her wits end according to a report in London Evening Standard, the ‘celebrity’ is apparently concerned that she will have her children taken from her after she was caught snorting cocaine at her home last week, while her two children were in the house.

Ex husband Brian McFadden, who now lives with his partner Delta Goodrem in Australia, has had enough of Katona and her attention seeking antics and has consulted lawyers in a bid to get custody of the couples two children, claiming Katona is an unfit mother.

The report suggests that Goodrem is happy to raise the children with McFadden as if they are her own.

A ’source’ says:

“Kerry is at her wit’s end and has been calling Brian begging him not to take her kids away. She’s been saying to him that she can’t live without them, the kids are her whole life. Brian thinks her pleas are pathetic but really feels sorry for her. His main priority is the kids and he’s had enough of Kerry’s problems.

Since footage of the alleged drug taking appeared Katona has been sacked from her £250,000 a year deal with the frozen food giant Iceland. The former Atomic Kitten member has blamed everything and everyone for her various misdemeanours over the years, this time it is down to anti depression.

She is currently under police investigation following the assault on her accountant last week. She was released on police bail until October 12th pending further enquiries into the incident.

A Cabbage Patch Doll

Kerry Katona’s week has just got worse after reports today that she has apparently been held by police over an alleged assault of a man.

A police spokesperson said;

‘At approximately 3.50pm on Wednesday 26th August, Cheshire Police attended a premises on Hawthorne Business Park in Warrington, following a report of an assault.

‘A 28-year-old woman from the Wilmslow area has been arrested on suspicion of assault, criminal damage and a public order offence.’

Don't Do Drugs!

After Kerry Katona’s exclusive interview to the Sunday Mirror yesterday, she was seen arriving at Wilmslow police station today, allegedly to be interviewed over the footage that appeared showing the singer snorting a white powder.

The 28-year-old mother of four, confessed to her drug problem in the newspaper interview saying;

“I am so sorry and so ashamed of my actions. I know I let everyone down – my fans, my family and people I work with. It was a moment of weakness and stupidity and I regret it terribly.

No one forced me to do it, I’m a grown-up woman and I did it because I was very unhappy at the time and thought it might make me feel better about myself. I have been crying and been at my wit’s end since it happened.

If any good can come out of this, then let it be this – I would like to tell every man, woman and child in the UK that taking drugs only ever causes misery in the end.

They don’t make you look cool, they make you look an idiot, and all your insecurities and self-hate – the main reasons I took them in the first place – are only made worse.”

Katona fled the country as soon as the footage was leaked and jetted off to Tenerife with her children, with her husband Mark Croft joined her before they returned to face the music.

The half sister of Katona, Pat, this week gave an interview where she confirmed the singers drug problems, claiming that Katona had already started to get a hole in her nose from heavy drug use.

According to Katona, she’s not an addict!  and in all the previous reports of her drug taking and booze binges, she’s not an addict either!  Face up to it Katona, you are an addict and a disgrace to your kids, sort it out!

For a woman who was recently declared bankrupt, you would have expected her to be saving every penny she can to be able to provide for her children in the troubled times ahead, but not Katona.

Allegedly, Katona’s former husband Brian McFadden, is consulting lawyers in a bid to win custody of his daughters, so let’s just hope that he wins and those girls are given some sort of chance of a normal life.

This chav of a girl has been bleating on for years about her terrible childhood and how she suffers from bipolar!  Those children are subjected to listening to the two adults in their home ranting and raving at each other with their explicit language and now allegedly there is drugs lying around, disaster waiting to happen, she really does not deserve children!

Here is a different clip of a Kerry Katona interview;

What a mess!

How Kerry Katona is going to deny the latest reports I’ve no idea, especially as there is video evidence of the mother of four snorting a white powder through a rolled up note.

Katona has repeatedly denied reports that she uses drugs, blaming her strange behaviour on her bipolar medication, maybe that’s what she was taking!

The former Atomic Kitten singer, had been seen only hours earlier collecting her two eldest children before returning to her home where she was secretly filmed snorting the powder in her bathroom.

Amid further reports of the breakdown of her marriage to former drug dealer Mark Croft, she was also heard on the film ranting about the latest saga between the two.

This is a woman who has been awarded ‘Mother of the Year’ twice, come-on, someone needs to get the children away from that wreck as soon as possible, she can’t look after herself!

Spare Tyre Anyone?

I thought that becoming bankrupt meant that for the next few years you scrimp and save to get yourself out of financial difficulties but apparently I’m wrong judging by Kerry Katona’s life.

Katona is on her second holiday of the year so far with her sponging husband and the bloaters having a Whale of a time by all accounts after being photographed dancing on the bar of the Coyote Ugly establishment in Magaluf, classy bird!

As well as piling the weight back on as I predicted, she has also had the name of her son Maxwell,  tattooed on her neck below the name of her daughter Heidi, to go with all the other tacky works of art on her body.  At least she carries a reminder of her kids with her on holiday as she never seems to actually take them with her, what a chav.

Maybe what Kerry Katona really needs is a break on a relaxing cruise ship holiday.

She feels that Katona’s husband Mark Croft, is controlling Kerry and believes that they may only still be together due to the fear Katona has of him revealing all the details of their marriage.

The loving husband, Croft, recently stated on the MTV that his wife was actually living off him and that he only walked out on her because he couldn’t stand her mood swings and stuff!

Last week another video of the slurring, gurning Katona was released and that girl is just a complete mess, get her back in Rehab and away from that loser and her and those kids might stand a chance of a normal life, well, normalish!

Here’s the latest video if you haven’t already seen it;

Cabbage Patch Kid

Kerry Katona, need I say more!  The former Atomic Kitten singer has apparently put a stop into the probe to discover where her money has gone, why am I not surprised.

Last week she announced that she and her sponging husband were to separate after it was discovered that she should not be bankrupt, with her saying that he wouldn’t get a penny more of her money.

That lasted for a couple of days before she stupidly took him back, no doubt believing every word the scheming, good-for-nothing ex-cabbie told her.  Sorry Kerry but you ask for all you get!

Yesterday it was reported that Croft is even taking her phone calls which has angered friends and family.  Still on the bright side, at least the kids won’t starve as she still has her Iceland contract!

Sean Stewart, son of Rod Stewart, has apparently embarrassed his father on an American TV programme by labelling him as “very cheap”.

For some reason the 28-year-old brat, feels that his dad should be paying his debts and shared his feeling with the court judge where he is facing a charge of an unpaid bill.

The recovering alcoholic, complained that his father had previously bailed him out of an unpaid bill but he had been expected to pay it back in full, how dare he!

The brat had fallen behind on payments to his personal trainer and just kept telling the fitness coach not to worry because his dad would pay.  Got that wrong then didn’t he!

A fake

Kerry Katona sinks to a new low as she offers one of her breast implants for sale on eBay and even worse than that, some sicko has bid up to £1,550 for it.

To be fair, it is in a good cause, but why would you actually want to buy that!  The implant is part of an auction for the Breast Cancer Campaign and Katona and her husband had pledged to donate £500 on top of the sale price.

Last year, Alesha Dixon donated her £7,500 wedding dress to the campaign, take not Katona, something worth making a bid on, whatever the cause.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson continue with their car-crash relationship but this time it was Ronson that sped away leaving Lohan fuming.

Apparently, Lohan made a surprise visit to the club where Ronson was to DJ, but as soon as Ronson’s set was over she left the club without telling her girlfriend who was seen ranting and raving before getting into her own car and following.

Allegedly, Ronson was annoyed that Lohan had turned-up at the Las Vegas venue after she had driven herself to the club alone.  The two then kicked-off in the DJ booth, as soon as her set was over Ronson jumped in her porsche and sped off.

Probably a very nice man, but I would have to be paid a lot more than that to have to sit opposite him to have dinner, and then I don’t think I could actually eat!

The former, so-called singer, has allegedly had her bank account frozen and is not even allowed to own a credit card, so how she is actually going to cough up the money is any one’s guess.

Skanky Pete Doherty proves what a complete W***er he is on the latest MTV Reality TV documentary, but at least he can do a cartwheel by himself, although not without putting his hand in a pile of s**t, surprisingly he wiped it off on the grass, not down the front of his trousers!