The reality TV star told her professional dance partner “For the first time ever I can’t talk my way out of something”, welcome to the real world Ms. Osbourne.

Surprisingly, on the night of her performance she pulled off the routine and scored 24 points out of a possible 30, along with good remarks from the judges.

Here’s a little clip of the episode;

Rub The Head

Kelly Osbourne has had a bit of a hair disaster apparently when she decided to bleach her dark hair blond, well something went drastically wrong and her hair began to fall out!

The 24-year-old, famous for what I don’t know, is now sporting a very short blond/yellow crop, nice!

Osbourne allegedly said of her boyfriend;

“Luke laughed at me and told me he wasn’t going out with me if I looked like that!  He went and bought me some blue shampoo so that my hair would not be so yellow”.

Wasn’t this the same girl who criticised the crop of Victoria Beckham by saying that the former Spice Girl was too skinny to have a crop?

The Osbourne Threat

Lily Allen obviously hasn’t been getting enough press coverage lately so has now decided to tell her little tale of not kissing one girl but two!

The story, given in an interview to a gay magazine goes,

“I did once snog these identical twins in San Diego.  I was on the sofa and I had them both, I was dancing and shoving my arse on one of them and one on my front bottom.  That’s the only time, but I do have wet dreams – lesbian dreams – quite a lot.”

How desperate is that girl to push her new album, might work for some girls but not for fag-ash Lily and her chavs!

Meanwhile, Kelly Osbourne has returned to rehab, although no information has yet been given to the reason why.

Her mother Sharon, confirmed that she is staying at a centre in LA for thirty-days of treatment and how proud they are of her!

Why would you be proud that your daughter is yet again in rehab?  Most parents are proud when their children have never had to face rehab, that is one f***ed Up family.

Mrs Osbourne recently sent out a warning to anyone writing anything bad about her family, she said,

“Say what you want about me, but don’t talk about my family.

Mess with me and you may find a horse’s head in your bed.”

That’s an awful lot of horses she is going to have to find and mutilate, but I would still rather wake up next to that than Ozzy!

Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell has made an undisclosed, out-of-court settlement with her former maid that she allegedly beat when a pair of her jeans went missing.

Known for her bad temper, the model was arrested for assault immediately after the incident took place in which she was accused of throwing her mobile phone at the maid causing an injury that required four stitches.

According to reports, Kelly Osbourne, brat of Ozzy and Sharon, was arrested back in August for slapping a gossip columnist in a nightclub in Soho.

Allegedly the columnist said that Luke Worrell, fiance of Kelly, was stupid which Osbourne later reacted to by slapping the woman around the face.

The brat voluntarily attended a police station earlier this month with her lawyers after the incident which occurred at the Punk nightclub.  She was arrested for common assault and has been bailed until March, like mother like daughter!

photo: Keven Law

Last night was the Glamour Women of the Year Awards, which saw Lily Allen with a new pink hairstyle coordinating with her white satin dress embroidered with motifs of Bambi with it’s throat cut, nice!

She was presented with the coveted ‘Editor’s Special Award’ as the Glamour editor, Jo Elvin announced “With reams of column inches to match her considerable talents, no Women of the Year line-up could be complete without the one and only Lily Allen”. Unfortunately, it is not always the publicity she would like as she is becoming known mainly through her inability to handle alcohol.

The 23-year-old was seen being carried out from the exclusive Berkeley Square by a bodyguard and put into a car as she could barely stand-up, again, what a great role model for the kids!

She had apparently been seen earlier in the evening being propped-up by Mark Ronson as she was having trouble staying on her feet.

The Spice Girls were awarded ‘Best Band’ category for their come-back tour and Emma Bunton, Melanie Brown and Geri Halliwell attended to receive their gong but no sign of Post. Kelly Osbourne was also awarded a gong for the ‘Theatre’ category for her debut on stage in the musical ‘Chicago’.

Maybe she’d had a little drink when she put her make-up on here to!

Kelly Osbourne was seen leaving ‘Mahiki’ in London last night and struggling to walk after a little too much booze by the look of things.

The 24-year-old, had to grab onto a wall to keep herself upright as she staggered down the road, until her personal assistant came to her aid and helped her into a taxi.

Earlier, Ms. Osbourne had been at ‘Koko’, to watch the band ‘Lightspeed Champion’ before heading to the London Hotspot.

The daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, is well know for her partying lifestyle and has recently been in America where she was spotted at the Coachella Festival with Sienna Miller and Kimberley Stewart.

Ms. Osbourne has recently been nominated for a prestigious Sony Award for her teen advice show ‘The Surgery’, which is on Radio 1.

She began hosting the Radio 1 show in October 2007 and will be up against some well know music presenters for the Sony DAB Rising Star Award. The winner of the award will be announced at the awards ceremony on May 12.