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Here we go again!  There have been several reports recently about the reconciliation of Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil, fuelled by the couple who have been sending each other messages on their Facebook pages.

The couple spent the weekend together after being spotted at a flat in Sheffield, near to where Fielder-Civil is said to be undergoing further treatment at a rehab clinic.

The couple are rumoured to be getting married again in March 2010, once Fielder-Civil has completed his drug rehabilitaion programme and he was today spotted showing off a new tattoo of his ex-wife’s face on his hand.

Everyone is said to be frantic with worry over the couples reunion with Mitch Winehouse reported to have written-up a pre-nuptial agreement ahead of his worse nightmare, to at least protect his daughters money.

Although the couple have vowed to each other that they will not get back into drugs it appears that it was only their separation from one another that has kept them both alive, so where now?  Perhaps they have both changed but I doubt that very much, they deserve each other let them get on with it.

The Skank

Skanky addict Blake Fielder-Civil, is still sponging of his former wife by selling every story he can think of to the daily papers, now perhaps she will see what a scumbag he really is!

In one story he told that his wife had allegedly stolen a bag of cocaine out of the handbag of Kate Moss, who had apparently told her to get some money out of it.

In the second report he claimed his wife took a crack pipe on stage with her and went and took hits from it between songs otherwise she couldn’t perform.

Wasn’t this the same sleaze-bag that got his wife addicted to heavy drugs in the first place!  Now he’s supposedly clean, although another report I read today claimed that he had failed his recent drug test while on parole and will be going back to rehab.

Why doesn’t he do us all a favour and just disappear!

Guess Who?

Druggy singer Amy Winehouse, was back in court today, this time accused of attacking a dancer at the charity, Summer Ball in Berkeley Square, London.

She is accused of punching Sherene Flash in the eye, as a drunken pal attempted to take a photograph of the two of them.  Winehouse, 25, denies assaulting Miss Flash and said she was scared!

How the hell can she remembered what happened, she was off her face as I recall!

Winehouse was attending the Ball to support her singing god-daughter, who was performing at the event.  The dancer then apparently approached Winehouse and asked for a photo, Miss Flash moved in towards Winehouse so her friend could take the snap.  Winehouse allegedly felt threatened as the girl went to put her arm around her and lashed out to get them away!  Bad trip!

If found guilty, Winehouse could spend up to six-months in prison.  The trial is expected to continue tomorrow.

She's Back!

Amy Winehouse returned to the UK on Monday from her stay on the Island of St Lucia where she has been for the past few months.

The 25-year-old, originally went to stay on the Caribbean Island to get away from the mess she had got herself into with drugs and to record her third album, but it seems that the out-of-control singer has finally outstayed her welcome.

How long she will stay in Britain this time is any one’s guess, but there is no doubt that she will be back to her old ways within days!

I have to admit, the brat looks healthier but then who doesn’t after spending months on an exotic island with nothing to do but relax.  Gone are the black, grimy fingers favoured by Pete Doherty but the mouth hasn’t changed.  When she was asked if she was pleased to be back in the UK, the gobby junkie replied “I don’t give a f**k”, doesn’t sound like much has changed to me, still a waste of space but with a tan!

Looking Good!

Amy Winehouse has reportedly been banned from using the pool at night on the holiday Island of St. Lucia amid fears that she will drown whilst drunk.

The singer has been spotted several times ‘off her face’ at the pool side after taking a dip and staff at the resort fear that she will go swimming alone and may not be able to get herself out.

Last week it was reported that the villa she has rented on the Island had to be fumigated after becoming infested with fleas from the stray dogs she keeps taking in.

Although Winehouse has been showing her caring side recently, the villa owners and neighbours were not too happy about the extra guests she has been housing and a team of bug exterminators was allegedly sent in.

I wonder if they gave her the same treatment, the girl doesn’t look like she’s had a wash since she arrived back on the Island, although if she’s banned from the pool it could now get a whole lot worse.

Amy Winehouse

Why is everyone so surprised with Amy Winehouse’s latest disastrous performance, she may have given up the hard drugs but seems to have replaced her addiction by being out on the lash most of the time.

Her supposed ‘comeback’ show at the a Jazz Festival on the Caribbean Island of St Lucia, where she has apparently been recuperating, surprised the crowd who claimed she appeared drunk as she forgot the words to her songs and when she did remember them slurred her way through them before stumbling around and swearing at them as she walking off stage, that’s one classy bird!

Organisers blamed a torrential downpour for her early exit but event goers stated that it was more likely to do with the fact that she was booed off stage by a disappointed audience.

One audience member said that she was so out of it that she even tried to get off with one of her backing singers before other band members reminded her why she was there!

Ashley Cole

Ashley Cole has been acting the brat again according to reports, after being fined for being drunk and disorderly.  He became abusive towards the media on leaving a nightclub in the early hours of yesterday morning as they tried to take photographs of him.

Allegedly, member of the press had earlier taken photo’s of Cole and a girl he was talking into inside the club and the camera was seized by a minder.

As well as being fined £80, he spent the night at the Chelsea Police Station.  It was also reported that his football manager has dropped him from this weeks game and fined him two weeks wages.

So, while his wife is taking part in the gruelling trek to Kilimanjaro in an effort to raise money for charity her husband continues to be a loser, out on the lash acting like a chav!

She’s only been back in the UK for a few days and it appears that she still has the same destructive personality that she had before she went.

Amy Winehouse made her appearance at the Oxjam gig, held at Selfridges last night where it was reported that she was behaving erratically and a bit hyper.

The singer is due in court later this month over the alleged assault charges from an incident which took place last September at the End of Summer Ball in Berkeley Square.

Winehouse, was accused of punching a fan who was trying to take a photo of them together.  The girl claimed that Amy had agreed to the snap but when she went to stand next to her, the singer lashed out.

Aging Rocker

Aging rocker Ronnie Wood, who left his wife of 23-years Jo, to set up home with the gold digging 18-year-old Russian Ekaterina Ivanova, has now turned into a homeless bag lady.

He was spotted recently out on the street wearing ‘Ugg Boots’, come on Ronnie, they’re for kids, oh yeah, your into kids now I forgot!

I can in some ways understand the attraction to the man, and it certainly isn’t his looks, he does have a certain charisma, he’s a great guitarist and he is a Rolling Stone for gods sake.  However, apart from the fact that he looks like he has already died, he seems a typical old rocker who doesn’t really give a s**t why he’s getting laid, just as long as he is!

Just when it looked as if Amy Winehouse had turned a corner it has been reported that she intends to move onto Jamaica to record her much delayed third album.

Jamaica is known for its widely available illegal drugs such as crack cocaine amongst others, but her record label has allegedly agreed to the decision and are willing to foot the bill.

The singer is apparently worried about returning to her London home and the bad influences that surrounded her there.

To be honest, if she wants a fix, she will get one no matter where she is.  I’ve got a feeling she won’t be back to the UK until the weather warms up so she can once again wonder the streets in her shorts and string vest, but this time with a real tan.

Winehouse

Once again the delightful Amy Winehouse is all over the newspapers for the wrong reasons, as she’s seen crawling around on all fours begging for alcohol.

The singer is making the lifes of other holiday makers in St Lucia a misery, behaving as is now normal for the waster, as an out-of-control brat.

So much for the new healthy Winehouse, she has been reported on several occasions by guests at the resort after some of her outrageous antics.

According to reports, she was spotted urinating near the beach whilst standing-up, threw a drink over a holiday maker who supposedly was giving her black looks and is continuously drunk and insulting.

The bad news for the holiday makers who have not asked to moved yet is that she is reported to have extended her stay by another two weeks!

“Amy Winehouse’s father is convinced her drink was spiked with Ecstasy before she collapsed in a fit and was hospitalised.”

A source said,

“Mitch is furious.  He’s certain someone put an E in Amy’s drink – and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.”

You have to feel sorry for the bloke, he’s obviously believing that she really is off the drugs, that girl needs to be forced into rehab before it’s too late.

Rhys Ifans may seem a little too old to be a brat, but I don’t think he’s actually ever grown-up.  Notorious for his bad moods, he last night flew into a rage at the paparazzi while on a night out with Kimberley Stewart, the daughter of Rod.

First, he flicked his cigarette into the faces of the waiting press before attempting to kick another photographer.  Yeah, I know they are intrusive, but he could act with a little dignity, surely.  He wanted the fame and fortune, unfortunately the press come as part of the package!

Peaches Geldof has flown off on holiday today after being spotted at Heathrow Airport.  Last night she was spotted out and about in London with a very grown-up biro tattoo on her leg.

The childlike drawing of a pussy, looked to have the word ‘My’ in front and ‘Do Not Touch’ written alongside. Kids! Maybe it’s better than a real tattoo, that she would no doubt regret when she’s older.