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The Osbourne Threat

Lily Allen obviously hasn’t been getting enough press coverage lately so has now decided to tell her little tale of not kissing one girl but two!

The story, given in an interview to a gay magazine goes,

“I did once snog these identical twins in San Diego.  I was on the sofa and I had them both, I was dancing and shoving my arse on one of them and one on my front bottom.  That’s the only time, but I do have wet dreams – lesbian dreams – quite a lot.”

How desperate is that girl to push her new album, might work for some girls but not for fag-ash Lily and her chavs!

Meanwhile, Kelly Osbourne has returned to rehab, although no information has yet been given to the reason why.

Her mother Sharon, confirmed that she is staying at a centre in LA for thirty-days of treatment and how proud they are of her!

Why would you be proud that your daughter is yet again in rehab?  Most parents are proud when their children have never had to face rehab, that is one f***ed Up family.

Mrs Osbourne recently sent out a warning to anyone writing anything bad about her family, she said,

“Say what you want about me, but don’t talk about my family.

Mess with me and you may find a horse’s head in your bed.”

That’s an awful lot of horses she is going to have to find and mutilate, but I would still rather wake up next to that than Ozzy!