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Amy Winehouse has reportedly been banned from using the pool at night on the holiday Island of St. Lucia amid fears that she will drown whilst drunk.

The singer has been spotted several times ‘off her face’ at the pool side after taking a dip and staff at the resort fear that she will go swimming alone and may not be able to get herself out.

Last week it was reported that the villa she has rented on the Island had to be fumigated after becoming infested with fleas from the stray dogs she keeps taking in.

Although Winehouse has been showing her caring side recently, the villa owners and neighbours were not too happy about the extra guests she has been housing and a team of bug exterminators was allegedly sent in.

I wonder if they gave her the same treatment, the girl doesn’t look like she’s had a wash since she arrived back on the Island, although if she’s banned from the pool it could now get a whole lot worse.

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton was apparently stopped from taking her girl-friend into a toilet cubicle with her last night after a toilet attendant stepped in to spoil the fun.

After being told it was not allowed, Barton moved to another cubicle alone, ignoring the queue of waiting girls and spent rather too long in there, causing staff and friends to become concerned.

The British/American actress, was said to have looked rather worse for wear after a night out at Whiskey Mist nightclub in Mayfair before heading off to Bungalow 8.

What ever could they have been going in the toilet together for?

Spare Tyre Anyone?

I thought that becoming bankrupt meant that for the next few years you scrimp and save to get yourself out of financial difficulties but apparently I’m wrong judging by Kerry Katona’s life.

Katona is on her second holiday of the year so far with her sponging husband and the bloaters having a Whale of a time by all accounts after being photographed dancing on the bar of the Coyote Ugly establishment in Magaluf, classy bird!

As well as piling the weight back on as I predicted, she has also had the name of her son Maxwell,  tattooed on her neck below the name of her daughter Heidi, to go with all the other tacky works of art on her body.  At least she carries a reminder of her kids with her on holiday as she never seems to actually take them with her, what a chav.

Just Plastic!

Just when we thought that Jordan had disappeared and super-mum Katie Price, had emerged we have all been proven wrong.

Photographs of the sleazy model wearing clothes covering very little of her surgically enhanced body have been everywhere, while her devastated husband Peter Andre, had been holidaying with his family and children, including Jordan’s son from a previous relationship, Harvey.

Jordan is known for not being able to handle her drink but insists on going out and getting absolutely plastered, surrounded by hangers-on in Ibiza.

Apparently, the brat is due home today but I’ve got a feeling that she may have wished she stayed away a little longer!

Perez Hilton, celebrity blogger, has claimed that he was attacked by the manager of the singing star Will.i.am. and has allegedly filed a police complaint.

Obviously he was so upset by the assault that he immediately got onto his Twitter account to tell anybody that would care to listen.  Hours later Will.i.am. allegedly put his side of the story across and denied that it even took place and that Hilton was looking for attention, sounds about right to me!

As you would expect, the blogging brat launched his own little video giving his response, where he ranted, raved, sobbed and was probably stamping his little feet all at the same time, who said men(?) can’t multi-task.

The last Twitter statement that I read was the best, he said “I am honestly SHOCKED at the amount of people saying I deserved to be hit”.  Why?  If only you knew how many people would have liked to have done that to you themselves you would be amazed.

Tattooed Lady!

Peaches Geldof is obviously a bit short of media attention at the moment and has resorted to locking lips with a female friend on a recent visit to a tattoo parlour in Los Angeles.

After recent admission from her former husband Max Drummey that their Las Vegas wedding was solely a publicity stunt, it appears the 20-year-old will do whatever she needs to to get a story.

She also added to her collection of 20 tattoos by having the name ‘Pinky’ inked on her skin, which is believed to be her nickname, I could think of so many other names that would be more apt!

Pete Doherty appeared at the Stroud Magistrates’ Court on Friday after his recent run in with the police where he was locked-up and charged with drink driving and possession of drugs.

The junkie pleaded guilty to two counts of possession of Class A drugs, driving without a license and driving without insurance.

Doherty was allegedly ordered to pull over after the police spotted the car being driven erratically, but he failed to stop, going through a red light and narrowly missing pedestrians as he mounted the pavement.  When he was finally stopped he was caught in the act of trying to swap seats with his female passenger.

As well as failing a breath analyser test, he was found to be carrying heroin and a crack pipe in the vehicle and a search of his home found yet more heroin, never!

At the hearing, the singer was granted bail after a bond of an alleged £50,000 was paid by his manager and was also ordered to stick to a 12-hour curfew when not performing, he was then warned not to take any drugs!  Well, that should do it then!

Last year the 30-year-old spent time in prison after breaching a probation order relating to drugs and driving offences and here he is doing the exact same thing again, not working is it!

Only last week the skanky junkie was arrested for taking illegal drugs on a British Airways flight where he received a fine.